It is 4 AM, you are likely to be eaten by a grue

You are in a small bedroom filled with empty Mountain Dew cans and dirty clothes. In front of you sits a laptop computer.

> Write Paper

You spend several hours surfing the internet

> Write Paper

You briefly consider writing your paper, then spend several hours surfing the internet.

> Check Time

It is 1 AM, you have a term paper worth a hefty percentage of your grade due later today

> Write Paper

You write your paper and quickly fall asleep

> Study for finals

You spend several hours surfing the internet

> Take finals

Despite barely studying, you do well and don’t fail any classes. Also, you need a job.

> Look for job

You briefly consider looking for a job

> I really need a job!!

You spend several hours on the internet

> Stay up late

It is 4 AM, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue

> Surf internet

The internet is down

> Fix internet

You are unable to fix the internet

> Find some way to occupy time

You create an animated GIF based on a stupid internet meme

ORLY???

2 Responses to “It is 4 AM, you are likely to be eaten by a grue”

  1. erica Says:

    i like the new layout of your site.

  2. Kim Says:

    indeed the new layout is pretty awesome. I was going to go laser tagging with my co-workers (they called before I read xanga, sorry) then at 9 they cancelled and I ended up filling out job applications. sorry…maybe hang out sometime this weekend?

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