Archive for June, 2006
Dear random homeless guy from yesterday:
I have no problem with you asking me for money, but please don’t expect me to give you any when you’re eating an ice cream cone. I refuse to believe that the last guy you asked for money didn’t have any cash, but did have an ice cream cone to […]
It took about 6 months, but I’m finally number #1 on google when you search for my name.
As I spend about an hour counting rugs at Shopko today, I think I figured out how area rugs were invented:
“Wow, that carpet would look great in my living room!”
“Yeah lets get it”
*hours later*
“So this carpet is great, but I don’t want to cut it to shape the room or glue it down”
“Meh, just cut […]
Donnie Darko would be even more awesome if it featured the creepy Burger King king as Frank, and Mayor McCheese as Donnie.
At one point or another, the evil genuis in all of us has thought “How could I possibly destory the earth?” Its not as easy as you would think, but it is doable. My personal favorite way:
Total existence failure
You will need: nothing
Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by […]
Got rid of the ads, after about a month I hadn’t made any money. Though I’ll gladly accept your donations.
You might remember my post a few months ago about how I was finally ditching windows and switching to Linux. Unfortunately, that lasted about a week. Its not that I didn’t like it or things didn’t work, but mostly because I was too lazy to learn how to use everything. I slowly started going back […]